Kavanaugh’s Despicable Secret Revealed: “He Played With Ken Dolls”
(Note: Though I was not given an exact reason, I've now received a 12-hour suspension on Twitter directly after posting this article to the...
Spacey Sued for Sexual Battery, Democrats Fall in Love, Offer Mayor Position
In a move that shocked Senate Republicans a day after voting “no” on a Supreme Court seat for nominee Judge Brett Kavanaugh due to...
Feinstein Rages as Sen. Murkowski Reasons, “We can’t all claim we’ve been violated.”
Republican Senator for Alaska Lisa Murkowski, long known to oppose the Trump administration's policies, found herself pushed into a corner Wednesday morning as she searched...
Top Kavanaugh Memes and Tweets are the Rage Right Now
With allegations a flurry around the election of the Supreme Court Justice nominee Brett Kavanaugh by Christine Ford, a storm of mean Tweets and...
Secret Democratic Plot Uncovered, Feinstein Found to be America Hating Robot
With Washington D.C. up in arms recently, each party has been looking towards technology to push their agenda. Newly leaked documents have exposed a...
Social Media Bans Alex Jones Who Then Clambers onto Capital Hill After Pub Crawl
On Thursday, while in a hazy, red-faced stupor, Alex Jones stomped up to Capital Hill in mud caked boots hoping to trigger a Senator....
“Plaid Shirt Guy” Attending Trump Rally Escorted Out by Secret Service
On Sept. 7th Jacques Dittes wrote on a Trump rally security scare in Montana. The rally, live streamed the day before on the 6th,...
Bernie Sanders Embarrassing Moments and Policy Deflection
I was jumping around doing searches on Bernie Sanders embarrassing moments and I always find it awkward the difference in age. Bernie is like a...
ESPN creates internment camps for players In solidarity with China
Cloverlead, Texas-After repeated dissension from members of the Houston Rockets to stay on message, ESPN management has begun construction of a "Recoaching Camp". Placed...
Cathay Pacific Misspells Their Logo on Airplane
In an effort to emulate successful entrepreneurs in Silicone Valley, Cathay Pacific Airlines has outsourced marketing from their base in Hong Kong to Mumbai....
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Flynn and Attorney Pursue FBI for Foul Play
A court filing from Michael Flynn's legal team allege FBI agents influenced interview records from when the late National Security Advisor was accused of...
Mitt Romney rips on the President claiming the cease-fire “far from a victory”
Republican Senator Mitt Romney this week discussed President Trump’s withdrawal of US troops from Syria calling the cease-fire between Turkey and the Kurds “far...
The Reasoning Behind Trump’s Withdrawal From Syria
My initial reaction to Trump pulling out of Syria was one of disgust, after years of labor alongside the Kurdish people the move felt...
