ESPN creates internment camps for players In solidarity with China

Cloverlead, Texas-After repeated dissension from members of the Houston Rockets to stay on message, ESPN management has begun construction of a "Recoaching Camp". Placed...

Kanye and Trump to Star in Remake of the 1988 Movie “Rain Man”

The Fox Broadcasting company has requested Barry Levinson direct their much-anticipated remake of "Rain Man" featuring Kanye West and Donald Trump. The dynamic duo has...

Hillary To Compete for Guiness Book of World Record’s Longest Grieving Process

With a long career of harping under her belt, Hillary Clinton last year announced a marathon grievance process after her 2016 Presidential election loss...

Linda Sarsour Decides She’s White while on Vacation in Mexico

While on vacation in Alcopulco last week, Linda Sarsour removed the hijab and PeeWee’s Playhouse style makeup to enjoy her white privilege while perusing...

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Flynn and Attorney Pursue FBI for Foul Play

A court filing from Michael Flynn's legal team allege FBI agents influenced interview records from when the late National Security Advisor was accused of...

Mitt Romney rips on the President claiming the cease-fire “far from a victory”

Republican Senator Mitt Romney this week discussed President Trump’s withdrawal of US troops from Syria calling the cease-fire between Turkey and the Kurds “far...

The Reasoning Behind Trump’s Withdrawal From Syria

My initial reaction to Trump pulling out of Syria was one of disgust, after years of labor alongside the Kurdish people the move felt...