Michael Avenatti went public with a third allegation after the release of Christine Ford’s claim she had been sexually abused by Supreme Court Nominee Brett Kavanaugh over the weekend. Mr. Avenatti, the archetypal New York gigolo for the left and Attorney for wrinkles in high heels Storm Daniels, publicly announced he represents a woman with clout, a voice the American people will believe and that she would be moving forward either later this week or sometime in the next millennium with specifics.

Avenatti told the Chief Counsel for nominations for the Senate Judiciary Committee on Sunday that he is “aware of significant evidence of multiple house parties in the Washington, D.C. area during the early 1980s, during which Brett Kavanaugh, Mark Judge and others would participate in the targeting of women with alcohol/drugs to allow a ‘train’ of men to subsequently gang rape them.”
The Attorney also made overtly tenuous claims, given the history of accusations so far, that he has (conned) brought with him “multiple witnesses that will corroborate the facts,” and would testify publicly.

According to the above, the unverified assertion stands that an appropriately assigned stripper contacted Stormy’s scalp shined Lawyer to set him up. If that’s true: what a dummy.
That a member of a site known for trolling takes responsibility may make sense considering the email between Michael Avenatti and Mike Davis, Chief Counsel for Nominations, noted events during which Brett Kavanaugh and friends regularly drugged and “gang-raped” women. The correspondence was proudly stamped across the Attorney’s Twitter account yesterday:

“We are aware of significant evidence of multiple house parties in the Washington, D.C. area during the early 1980s during which Brett Kavanaugh, Mark Judge and others would participate in the targeting of women with alcohol/drugs in order to allow a ‘train’ of men to subsequently gang rape them.”
However, as the story of a prank gained traction Michael jumped on the Internet to snap back that the narrative was false.
