Kavanaugh’s Despicable Secret Revealed: “He Played With Ken Dolls”

Shamed by the media new allegations into Brett Kavanaugh find an estranged and lonely child as a three year old.

New Ken doll reveals a side of Kavanaugh Dems can relate to yet somehow sparks further rage.

(Note: Though I was not given an exact reason, I’ve now received a 12-hour suspension on Twitter directly after posting this article to the social media platform. My account is active once again though sans request to delete a specific post. I can only interpret this as their approval of the article despite it’s adherence to rules and regulations.)

In further allegations against Brett Kavanaugh, Stormy Daniel’s lawyer Michael Avenatti has found a long time resident of Bethesda, Maryland where the “honorable” Judge grew up. The reputable source, a sufferer of kidney stones, Ms Hanson was kind enough to supply a photo of herself:

Ms Hanson is head of the Cookie and Brownie Committee at her assisted-living home.

As a babysitter for Mr Kavanaugh at the age of three, Martha Hanson was witness to repeated use of Tonka trucks and Ken dolls (a male line of the “skinny bitch” section of Barbie dolls by Matel), toys recently placed on the blacklist by Leftists as overtly sexist.

Hearings over this and charges over a high school sweetheart have been set for Christmas.

Side note: Obamacare has kicked Ms Hanson off her plan and the stones now resemble the shape of Cory Booker’s head, she is asking everyone for donations to assist with a surgery she had planned. When a neighbor at her Culpeper Assisted Living facility was asked to elaborate he informed us, “That old kook? She’ll just spend it on more Oxycodone those Liberals are feeding her for some made up story.”


  1. Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally, it seems as though you relied on the video to make your point. You clearly know what youre talking about, why throw away your intelligence on just posting videos to your blog when you could be giving us something enlightening to read?


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