Elizabeth Warren has been on the search to prove her Cherokee blood after familial claims to a long ancestry of Indian descent. A recent DNA test found her 1/1024th Indian-American and has proven to the Senator further bonding with her rich heritage worth pursuing.
In a moment of confusion, Mrs. Warren called actor and star of “Back to the Future” Christopher Lloyd to ask if the DeLorean DMC-12 was still working. Mr. Lloyd spoke with Alive Media, “She was adamant about finding her Indian tribe in the 1800’s, I had seen the news recently so I played along. I’m a bit wacky but that lady has lost her marbles.”
Mrs. Warren has gone missing and was last seen doing Peyote at a sweat lodge in Arizona. President Trump has assimilated a team of professionals he calls “The Andrew Jacksons” to hunt her down.