Funny Media Archives · A place To Heal.. https://alivemedia.com/category/funny-media/ For Men Who Kick Ass Wed, 09 Oct 2019 14:39:36 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9 ESPN creates internment camps for players In solidarity with China https://alivemedia.com/espn-creates-internment-camps-for-players-in-solidarity-with-china/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=espn-creates-internment-camps-for-players-in-solidarity-with-china https://alivemedia.com/espn-creates-internment-camps-for-players-in-solidarity-with-china/#respond Wed, 09 Oct 2019 14:37:26 +0000 https://alivemedia.com/?p=1266 Cloverlead, Texas-After repeated dissension from members of the Houston Rockets to stay on message, ESPN management has begun construction of a “Recoaching Camp”. Placed outside Houston, the plush twenty acre farm will be converted into a dismal fifty room lock-down facility aimed at pushing NBA players and coaches along in their political careers. During a […]

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]]> https://alivemedia.com/espn-creates-internment-camps-for-players-in-solidarity-with-china/feed/ 0 Macron joins Hip Hop group in anticipation of retirement – first song “F#ck the middle class” https://alivemedia.com/macros-joins-hip-hop-group/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=macros-joins-hip-hop-group https://alivemedia.com/macros-joins-hip-hop-group/#respond Sun, 16 Dec 2018 13:00:35 +0000 https://alivemedia.com/?p=1236 With an 18% approval rating, a much-discussed new low for the French Prime Minister, Emmanuel Macron’s future plans have been leaked in a discussion with his new friends. “F_ck the Middle Class” was a topic of discussion for Macron as a future potential hit, an admitted sequel to his favorite song “F_ck the police” by […]

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]]> https://alivemedia.com/macros-joins-hip-hop-group/feed/ 0 Liberals protest protest the “N” word, shocked when told the history of word “Democrats” https://alivemedia.com/liberals-protest-n-word-get-lesson-instead/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=liberals-protest-n-word-get-lesson-instead https://alivemedia.com/liberals-protest-n-word-get-lesson-instead/#respond Sun, 02 Dec 2018 18:55:15 +0000 https://alivemedia.com/?p=1225 One hundred young Democrats took their hands out of other people’s pockets and put them in their own today long enough to brave the cold weather in Washington DC, the topic of the protest? History of the “N” word. As the progressive movement hops down a long list of grievances that would make Chris Kringle […]

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]]> https://alivemedia.com/liberals-protest-n-word-get-lesson-instead/feed/ 0 CNN’s Jim Acosta under Fire for Racist Remarks: “I Hate Black Toast.” https://alivemedia.com/cnns-jim-acosta-under-fire-for-racist-remarks/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=cnns-jim-acosta-under-fire-for-racist-remarks https://alivemedia.com/cnns-jim-acosta-under-fire-for-racist-remarks/#respond Thu, 25 Oct 2018 13:02:53 +0000 https://alivemedia.com/?p=1216 Following on the heels of Megyn Kelly’s blackface remarks Thursday morning, long-time CNN correspondent Jim Acosta was seen at a local morning diner laughing it up with his television studio cohorts. According to locals when their waiter arrived to serve Mr. Acosta his breakfast the newscaster turned sour and immediately went on the attack, “Black […]

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]]> https://alivemedia.com/cnns-jim-acosta-under-fire-for-racist-remarks/feed/ 0 Elizabeth Warren Calls Christopher Lloyd to Go Back in Time and Discover Indian Roots https://alivemedia.com/elizabeth-warren-contacts-christopher-lloyd/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=elizabeth-warren-contacts-christopher-lloyd https://alivemedia.com/elizabeth-warren-contacts-christopher-lloyd/#respond Mon, 15 Oct 2018 21:18:05 +0000 https://alivemedia.com/?p=1211 Elizabeth Warren has been on the search to prove her Cherokee blood after familial claims to a long ancestry of Indian descent. A recent DNA test found her 1/1024th Indian-American and has proven to the Senator further bonding with her rich heritage worth pursuing. In a moment of confusion, Mrs. Warren called actor and star of […]

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]]> https://alivemedia.com/elizabeth-warren-contacts-christopher-lloyd/feed/ 0 Kanye and Trump to Star in Remake of the 1988 Movie “Rain Man” https://alivemedia.com/kanye-and-trump-to-remake-rainman-2/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=kanye-and-trump-to-remake-rainman-2 https://alivemedia.com/kanye-and-trump-to-remake-rainman-2/#respond Fri, 12 Oct 2018 10:32:32 +0000 https://alivemedia.com/?p=1187 The Fox Broadcasting company has requested Barry Levinson direct their much-anticipated remake of “Rain Man” featuring Kanye West and Donald Trump. The dynamic duo has given their thumbs up to star in the story of Charlie Babbitt, a fast-talking ladies man who’s estranged father just passed away. Kanye West will be co-starring as the politically correct […]

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]]> https://alivemedia.com/kanye-and-trump-to-remake-rainman-2/feed/ 0 Hillary To Compete for Guiness Book of World Record’s Longest Grieving Process https://alivemedia.com/hillary-to-compete-for-guiness-world-record/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=hillary-to-compete-for-guiness-world-record https://alivemedia.com/hillary-to-compete-for-guiness-world-record/#respond Thu, 11 Oct 2018 17:18:34 +0000 https://alivemedia.com/?p=1164 With a long career of harping under her belt, Hillary Clinton last year announced a marathon grievance process after her 2016 Presidential election loss against Donald Trump. Almost two years later that public healing continues and she now has potential of entering the Guiness Book of World Records. Current placeholder Paris Hilton was asked about her […]

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]]> https://alivemedia.com/hillary-to-compete-for-guiness-world-record/feed/ 0 Democratic Look Alikes and Their Dumbest Quotes with Video https://alivemedia.com/democrat-look-alikes-and-stupid-quotes-with-video/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=democrat-look-alikes-and-stupid-quotes-with-video https://alivemedia.com/democrat-look-alikes-and-stupid-quotes-with-video/#respond Thu, 11 Oct 2018 14:25:56 +0000 https://alivemedia.com/?p=1120 With midterm elections in November I thought it a good time to remind the public who their favorite Democratic official resembles. Turns out, aside from my own comparisons, the sheer number available nearly filled my hard drive. I chose the best pics of each “leader” and some ridiculous quotes to boot. Since skeptics regularly jump […]

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]]> https://alivemedia.com/democrat-look-alikes-and-stupid-quotes-with-video/feed/ 0 Jimmy Kimmel Time Travels From the Past, Begs to Go Back to 1999 https://alivemedia.com/jimmy-kimmel-time-travels/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=jimmy-kimmel-time-travels https://alivemedia.com/jimmy-kimmel-time-travels/#respond Tue, 09 Oct 2018 23:04:33 +0000 https://alivemedia.com/?p=1070 After breaking out of a Government facility, Jimmy Kimmel has brought to light a secret time traveling project named “Blue Balls” tested at a covert military installation in Nevada for decades. The shocker? This Jimmy Kimmel is from nineteen years ago. While running from agents Mr. Kimmel was able to contact his attorney and ensure […]

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]]> https://alivemedia.com/jimmy-kimmel-time-travels/feed/ 0 Bert and Ernie Come Out Again, This Time for Donald Trump https://alivemedia.com/bert-and-ernie-come-out-again-this-time-for-donald-trump/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=bert-and-ernie-come-out-again-this-time-for-donald-trump https://alivemedia.com/bert-and-ernie-come-out-again-this-time-for-donald-trump/#comments Sun, 07 Oct 2018 13:42:12 +0000 https://alivemedia.com/?p=1037 In a surprise move by a couple known to support the Democratic party, Bert and Ernie have taken to Twitter and Facebook to let family and fans know they have joined the Walk Away movement. Alive Media caught up with Bert at an all-Republican gay milk and cookie bar called “Elephant in the Room” where […]

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