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CNN’s Jim Acosta under Fire for Racist Remarks: “I Hate Black Toast.”
Following on the heels of Megyn Kelly’s blackface remarks Thursday morning, long-time CNN correspondent Jim Acosta was seen at a local morning diner laughing it up with his television studio cohorts. According to locals when their waiter arrived to serve Mr. Acosta his breakfast the newscaster turned sour and immediately went on the attack, “Black
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Elizabeth Warren Calls Christopher Lloyd to Go Back in Time and Discover Indian Roots
Elizabeth Warren has been on the search to prove her Cherokee blood after familial claims to a long ancestry of Indian descent. A recent DNA test found her 1/1024th Indian-American and has proven to the Senator further bonding with her rich heritage worth pursuing. In a moment of confusion, Mrs. Warren called actor and star of
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Kanye and Trump to Star in Remake of the 1988 Movie “Rain Man”
The Fox Broadcasting company has requested Barry Levinson direct their much-anticipated remake of “Rain Man” featuring Kanye West and Donald Trump. The dynamic duo has given their thumbs up to star in the story of Charlie Babbitt, a fast-talking ladies man who’s estranged father just passed away. Kanye West will be co-starring as the politically correct
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Hillary To Compete for Guiness Book of World Record’s Longest Grieving Process
With a long career of harping under her belt, Hillary Clinton last year announced a marathon grievance process after her 2016 Presidential election loss against Donald Trump. Almost two years later that public healing continues and she now has potential of entering the Guiness Book of World Records. Current placeholder Paris Hilton was asked about her
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Democratic Look Alikes and Their Dumbest Quotes with Video
With midterm elections in November I thought it a good time to remind the public who their favorite Democratic official resembles. Turns out, aside from my own comparisons, the sheer number available nearly filled my hard drive. I chose the best pics of each “leader” and some ridiculous quotes to boot. Since skeptics regularly jump
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Why Nikki Haley Really Resigned as UN Ambassador – Tweets, Memes and Videos
A mournful departure of the American Ambassador to the UN Nikki Haley came as a surprise to reporters, ambassadors and even Presidential aids on Capital Hill, rumors floated around the White House about Haley’s reasons for leaving. According to the video, Mrs. Hailey and Donald Trump remarked on the departure as “time off” and planned
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Jimmy Kimmel Time Travels From the Past, Begs to Go Back to 1999
After breaking out of a Government facility, Jimmy Kimmel has brought to light a secret time traveling project named “Blue Balls” tested at a covert military installation in Nevada for decades. The shocker? This Jimmy Kimmel is from nineteen years ago. While running from agents Mr. Kimmel was able to contact his attorney and ensure
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Bert and Ernie Come Out Again, This Time for Donald Trump
In a surprise move by a couple known to support the Democratic party, Bert and Ernie have taken to Twitter and Facebook to let family and fans know they have joined the Walk Away movement. Alive Media caught up with Bert at an all-Republican gay milk and cookie bar called “Elephant in the Room” where
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Secret Democratic Plot Uncovered, Feinstein Found to be America Hating Robot
With Washington D.C. up in arms recently, each party has been looking towards technology to push their agenda. Newly leaked documents have exposed a five year plot enacted by Senator Chuck Schumer to replace Democrats and Republicans with America hating robots, Senator Dianne Feinstein (CA) was the first successful experiment recently found malfunctioning. Senate Democrats
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Director torn between two Actors Keith Ellison and Michael Dyson for lead role in reboot: So You Married an Axe Murderer 2.
In a surprise move by famed Director Ivanna Garowitz, two choices were placed in front of “Liberal Privilege Productions” to assume the lead role in their restart of the 90’s blockbuster “So You Married an Axe Murderer” starring a fermenting marshmallow Mike Myers. Mr Meyers gave up all rights to the script and IP after
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